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Serious Business proudly presents Love Guns?, the first piece of new vinyl issued by UK D.I.Y art-punk act the Homosexuals since the early eighties. In the spirit of the original Homosexuals releases from the late 70s, this is an extremely limited 300 piece pressing of 10" vinyl with hand-numbered, hand-silk-screened covers. And if that's not collectable enough for you, mastermind Bruno Wizard has put pen to paper and written a short story by hand across the back covers of all all 300 records. Each copy of Love Guns will have a unique inscription and its up to you to piece the whole thing together. If you own a record with a section of the story, please share it with the rest of the world here. Check back often as people fill in the blanks.

Here's the story so far:

0 Don''t you know, or don't Added by bruno on November 15, 2008
1 you NOT KNOW that my life Added by Mike D on November 19, 2008
5 the creative, INSISTENT Added by Halsey Quemere on November 25, 2008
7 HURTLING THROUGH --> hurtling through Added by Jared Friedman on February 02, 2009
19 my friendship, they would Added by Chris Girard on November 15, 2008
24 The Holy Grail, The Philosop Added by Doug on November 15, 2008
26 on offer -- they key to the Treasury! Added by Kevin on November 14, 2008
27 the coffers of the alchemists, a Added by John Harman on November 27, 2008
28 permanent parking space in Alladin Added by scott miller on November 14, 2008
29 's Cave! Surely not! as a fearless, Added by robert on November 15, 2008
30 infant, I said yes to everything Added by Roaratorio on November 17, 2008
36 myself. One day words emanating Added by Ben on November 06, 2008
37 directly from the bosom and Added by Stepph on November 06, 2008
78 of his vale of tears, jeers, fears, sense, Added by Moe! Staiano on April 17, 2009
108 the spirit, the "blues", over adversity. Added by Michael Stoecker on January 10, 2009
111 of human nature, driven by lust, greed, ambition Added by Travis on November 08, 2008
121 considering hers before itself. love is the Added by ed blake on November 25, 2008
125 the very fabric of microcosm/macrocosm Added by Tim on February 20, 2009
126 whether investigated through scientific, Added by Maxime Catellier on January 04, 2009
129 love is,was,and always will be the Added by stephane vernier on January 29, 2009
138 whence I'd come. As dawn inevitably Added by Toxsima on January 14, 2009
141 telling me to close my eyes and look Added by Tippet on January 09, 2009
150 lights formed into lanterns, carried by Added by Craig Bishop on April 12, 2009
153 not ACTUALLY "SEE" them. There were a Added by Jeffery on January 29, 2009
157 re-acting against something, I am still being Added by Walter Crasshole on November 18, 2008
158 controlled by the thing I am reacting AGAINST. Added by Andrew on February 14, 2009
172 the heights of intoxicated poets, and Added by David H on November 09, 2008
174 the voices of disparate souls, some who Added by Ethan on November 04, 2008
177 For myself, I am content to ride on a beam of Added by jim karpinski on November 06, 2008
189 sweet mystery that is life, one moment Added by Kyle on June 04, 2009
192 forever learning to distinguish between Added by Alan Kloster on December 13, 2008
193 what I "desire" and what I actually Added by joel on January 10, 2009
194 "need". As all cliches are rooted in truth Added by Bobby on November 08, 2008
212 SPERMATOID spermatoid compatriots have looked like, Added by Chris on January 03, 2009
217 completely oblivious to the human Added by Richard Devereux on May 28, 2009
220 Well no, not really I don't having surrendered Added by Blake Russell on November 20, 2008
224 back to the sea, my ideas will Added by Matthew Baab on November 16, 2008
227 simply chart this journey with whatever Added by Clayton S. on March 25, 2009
232 election... "he CAME from nowhere" like Added by steve c on November 21, 2008
242 wall that Pink Floyd created out of Me Added by Alina Superstar on November 16, 2008
251 i feel as if i am in an invisible spaceship Added by unrest451 on November 26, 2008
252 that can only be seen by childern, artists Added by rob on November 19, 2008
256 continent of the imagination. I need to Added by rocknpunkdad on December 31, 2008
262 the cult and deceit of personality- Added by christopher Khoury on November 15, 2008
273 the power of the gun with the overwhelming Added by Asher Austin on February 26, 2009
291 same time, my fear could be taken Added by fc on December 18, 2008
295 butterfly in new york, who will soon take Added by stewart on December 20, 2008
296 flight to Japan to live her dream Added by jim on December 01, 2008
299 quality to the last moments of a bag lady. Added by jen on December 20, 2008
305 'whistle while you work.' If I am not Added by elizabeth on January 16, 2009
306 inspired then I am not writing, so... PROBLEM SOLVED! Added by Jeff on January 31, 2009
310 sleeves and silver pens and golden wads Added by mykel larson on January 10, 2009
311 and sublime/absurd ideas and tales Added by Andreas on January 20, 2009
318 of your neighbor's houseboat, like a Added by Tom Darksmith on January 11, 2009
329 meet a magician to trasform your Added by Paul on March 22, 2009
332 Start with art or finish like a tart who gets both sides Added by Guillaume Georges Tylèr on March 28, 2009
361 possibly question nature. Rather Added by Grant on January 24, 2009
364 The Ribbon From Your Hair Added by Eric Fourman on February 05, 2009
385 The murder of children is called co-llateral damage Added by SEAN on January 21, 2009
391 from each other as an octopus Added by Ryan Brush on January 26, 2009
396 the last romantic breath as I Added by Nan on January 25, 2009
410 for all the wrong reasons Added by chnkltgy on February 05, 2009
418 Is SHE a metaphor for reality or Added by Paul Bonser on March 22, 2009
419 just another check-out girl Added by Drew Wallace on April 02, 2009
421 supermarkers and malls of heavenly suburbs Added by Tony on June 06, 2009
435 How DO Germans say gRaffiti Added by grant kirkpatrick on March 19, 2009
444 to choose the path of cynicism or consciousness Added by Kerry Nordstrom on February 22, 2009
448 crystallised and filtered through INTUITION Added by stephen on March 05, 2009
454 in the twilight of its faded splendor Added by Lars Gotrich on February 14, 2009
456 story can NEVER BE TOLD Added by Max Robillard on February 09, 2009
461 Raving about gravy in your favorite diner Added by daniella and jeremy on February 02, 2009
467 at your special circumstances Added by Paul Preston on April 27, 2009
471 for nubile maidens! I've been asked Added by Tay McNabb on April 26, 2009
510 As the vertical line steadily Added by JASON on April 01, 2009
511 falls angularly to meet Added by Timothy on April 02, 2009
513 smallest distance between the Added by Solomon Bothwell on March 31, 2009
514 last falling vertical line Added by Charlie Herrick on March 30, 2009
522 the eternally INDIVISIBLE must exist, Added by Louise Bialik on April 27, 2009
522 the eternally INDIVISIBLE must exist, Added by Louise Bialik on April 28, 2009
531 is a construct in itself! Added by Ray on May 01, 2009
532 I'm going to California Added by Miles on April 14, 2009
580 I've asked if I can see the lightning in woods Added by John Coakley on March 09, 2009
598 First your money, then your SOUL with aplomb Added by Sam Habash on March 30, 2009

Comments

Excuse me. Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too. I am from Barbuda and also now am reading in English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Orbit modern metal wall clock with alternating black and white balls on curved chrome rods." Thank you very much 8). Sherri.
Submitted by Sherri on May 09, 2009 at 08:20PM
Good Day. You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. I am from Belize and now teach English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Contemporary clocks very unusual wall clock not for the traditional! Price." With respect :-D, Tuan.
Submitted by Tuan on May 09, 2009 at 08:17PM
Hi guys. I've grown to realize the joy that comes from little victories is preferable to the fun that comes from ease and the pursuit of pleasure. I am from Singapore and learning to speak English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "China unique wall clock manufacturers verified with or more face to face visits by global sources choose verified china unique wall clock." Thank ;) Zuza.
Submitted by Zuza on May 08, 2009 at 04:42PM
Hi all. By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up. I am from Eritrea and , too, and now am writing in English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "Our brightly colored collection of retro astro wall clocks were inspired by the famous george nelson ball clock designs of the." With respect :-(, Carlin.
Submitted by Carlin on May 07, 2009 at 04:04PM
NOTE on LINE 522: "INDIVISIBLE" word by Bruno Wizard was printed as "INDIVISBLG" on the sleeve. If not a spelling error then intention may be to force an eye rhyme from the patois-compound word... WHEN, "indivis" in French means "en indivision" [having tenancy in common / 'joint ownership] -- and "BLG" may be an acronym or infer "building" ("blg") -- some known BLG acronyms are the following: Bulk Liquids and Gases; Boys Like Girls; Betalactoglobulin; Bisexual, Lesbian, and Gay; Big League Gaming
Submitted by weeze on April 27, 2009 at 12:24PM
Impressive packaging. Rec'd Love Guns? lickity quick. Nice to hold old vinyl like the way it should be. Even the disc is fresh and of a sturdy PVC, not flimsy but shellac without breakability. Appreciate, too, bonus of downloading MP3s for free (surprise!) also nice surprise of the 3 free t-shit buttons plus sticker... Almost feel guilty getting so much for eleven bucks. I'll make it up to ya'll by ordering extra for friends. LOVE GUNS? be sweet surprise for birthdays, xmas. Just a question... any chance of secret palimpsest sigil sorts of doodles etched by pencil tip on outer plastic sleeve? Looks like zodiac star clusters... three stars at the right of a stick man holding crescent on left side facing east while to stick man's southwest another crescent facing west, etc. curiouser... weeze
Submitted by Louise Bialik on April 27, 2009 at 11:29AM
hey e blake. i fixed it for ya. -travis
Submitted by travis on November 25, 2008 at 03:13PM
ooops, my bad. that's 121 not 33.
Submitted by e blake on November 25, 2008 at 01:09AM

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